The Renegade Penguin (Qwaak) is back with his second theorum. This contains irrational, prejudiced, misguided ramblings so if you are bald, a woman (you've read this far?), a polar bear, someone from the FBI trying to track down JFK's killer or (heaven forbid!) a technology teacher, please leave now.
Have you ever been to school? Well, if you have and were awake at this time, cast your mind back to your technology teacher (Computers, woodwork, electonics, whatever). Remember him? If you are thinking God! I hated that d**khead! What a complete w**ker! A lairy t***er! (I wonder what happened to him?) then join the penguins! This is because everyone, throughout the world, has met someone they really hated and 33.6% of these idiots are technology teachers! Only 34%, I hear you murmur. But 34% is still an unnaturally high percentage. How many people do you meet in you life? And how many are technology teachers? This leads me to only one rational conclusion:
Let us first define that term nutter. A nutter is not someone who attacks objects with their bonce. A nutter is someone who has obvious traits which alienate him from society. The more clever among you may have realised that this means all technology teachers are weird. I for one have never met a technology teacher who has loosely conformed with society's requirements. However, I am not saying that all technology teachers are horrible! I have met many technology teachers, about 20, and some of them are really quite pleasant. They are still nutters, every single one of them. Unfortunately, most of them are really ignorant b*stards.
Before I condemn the b*stards to be what the really are, we must take a look on how the phenomena comes into being. We start off as a baby. Instead of throwing coloured bricks at people, the technology teacher-to-be actually builds them up. This is the first sign of abnormality. We take a giant leap to secondary school, and this is when the poor teacher-to-be is either saved or damned. If the poor sod takes these subjects, he is overladen with coursework and his brain 'blows'. This is breaking point, the point of no return. Look out for these deadly subject combinations:
These are the first steps on the road to disaster. Of course, you do not need all of these subjects to become a member of this parasite race, and different combinations of these subjects produce different types of teacher.
Of course, these are not the only types and when I have the misfortune of discovering any more, they will be added.
That's it, penguins! Waddle back!